I was surfing the net as usual and came across some cards that pretty much says all you will need for them to say. They are accurate, straight to the point, and they are definitely pushing the envelope! See for yourself at prettybitter.com. Their best sellers include douchebag, suck it, and hot mess (pictured). They have many more vulgar phrases you can choose from but my mother reads this blog from time to time, so um..yeah-you get my drift. Here's to getting your point across.